**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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