I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
PANTIES FOUND
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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