If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Randomize
