is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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