i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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