In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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