And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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