Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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