Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
My feet surprised me
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