so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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