I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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