he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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