When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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