I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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