I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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