Whod you bang
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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