Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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