this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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