thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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