Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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