Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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