i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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