what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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