so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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