He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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