you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
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