I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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