butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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