He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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Oh Jesus.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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