They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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