I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
