Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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