Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
