please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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