He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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