Where are you?
In a non slutty way
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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