i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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