Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Im just a social blackout drinker.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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