i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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