If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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