plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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