Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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