If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Your face is a jimmy john
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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