what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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