you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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