brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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