I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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