this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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