I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Never underestimate the power of titties
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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