She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Randomize
