sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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