if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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