i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He has the fingertips of a God
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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