I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
