He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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