just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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