White coat. Heels.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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