lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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