My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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