Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Everyone says I win the strip club
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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