I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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