remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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