Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I believe in your delicious
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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